(a bit late in the season, but never mind... cheers!)
On the first day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
A payout from the EQC.
On the second day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Two shining rainbows,
and a payout from the EQC.
On the third day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Three fearless leaders,
two shining rainbows, and a payout from the EQC.
On the fourth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Four angry protests,
Three fearless leaders, two shiny rainbows, and a payout from the EQC.
On the fifth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Five bunny cones!
Four angry mobs, three leaders fearing,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from the EQC.
On the sixth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Six musicians musing,
Five buuuuuunny cones! Four angry mobs, three leaders sneering,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from the EQC.
On the seventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven demolitions,
Six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry mobs, three leaders leering,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from the EQC.
On the eighth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight petitions pleading,
Seven demolitions, six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry mobs, three feeders jeering,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from the EQC.
On the ninth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine new nightspots,
Eight petitions pleading, seven demolitions,
six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry
mobs, three leaders uncaring,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from
the EQC.
On the tenth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten thousand aftershocks!
Nine new nightspots, eight petitions pleading,
seven demolitions, six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry
mobs, three leaders blaring,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from
the EQC.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven* schools closing,
Ten thousand quakes, nine new nightspots, eight petitions pleading,
seven demolitions, six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry
mobs, three leaders staring,
two rainbows shining, and a payout from
the EQC.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve* councillors fighting,
Eleven schools closing, ten thousand shakes, nine new bars,
eight lost causes, seven demolitions, six musos musing, five buuuuuunny cones!
Four angry mobs, three leaders cheering, OMG A DOUBLE RAINBOW,
and a paaaayooooout froooommmm the Eeeek Youuuu Seeeee.
Merry Xmas to/from Shakeytown
*yes, I know there are 13 schools possibly closing with another 18 to be merged, aaaand it was only two members spitting invectives recently in a carpark and there's 13 councillors in total plus the mayor (& a meddling town clerk) but, you know, they often bicker and it's all details, schmetails. Sometimes the numbers just need a little fudging.
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